1.On Top
Lyricist：Kimya M Dawson, Adam M Green
Just a cool cat in a small town
(Small town)
Working my ass at a Walbounds
(Walbounds)
Waiting to groove in a hip town
(Hip town)
Get down
I'm waiting for the sound of a new town
Trying to avoid a little beat down
(Beat down)
Of a white boy who thinks that he's down
(He's down)
That's me and I'm waiting to succeed
I might be just a little kid but I know what rocks
Rap is out the Moldy Peaches are at the top
We hate dance and we hate rap
But we like to contradict ourselves
And that's alright
I might be just a little kid but I know what rocks
Rap is out the Moldy Peaches are at the top
We hate dance and we hate rap
But we like to contradict ourselves
And that's alright
Just a cool cat in a small town
(Small town)
Working my ass at a Walbounds
(Walbounds)
Waiting to groove in a hip town
(Hip town)
Get down
I'm waiting for the sound of a new town
Trying to avoid a little beat down
(Beat down)
Of a white boy who thinks that he's down
(He's down)
That's me and I'm waiting to succeed
I might be just a little kid but I know what rocks
Rap is out the Moldy Peaches are at the top
We hate dance and we hate rap
But we like to contradict ourselves
And that's alright
I might be just a little kid but I know what rocks
Rap is out the Moldy Peaches are at the top
We hate dance and we hate rap
But we like to contradict ourselves
And that's alright
2.Anyone Else But You
Lyricist：Kimya M Dawson, Adam Bartholemew Green
You're a part time lover and a full time friend
The monkey on you're back is the latest trend
I don't see what anyone can see
In anyone else but you
I kiss you on the brain in the shadow of the train
I kiss you all starry eyed, my body's swinging from side to side
I don't see what anyone can see
In anyone else but you
Here is the church and here is the steeple
We sure are cute for two ugly people
I don't see what anyone can see
In anyone else but you
The pebbles forgive me, the trees forgive me
So why can't you forgive me？
I don't see what anyone can see
In anyone else but you
I will find my nitch in your car
With my MP3, DVD, rumple-packed guitar
I don't see what anyone can see
In anyone else but you
Du, du, du
Du, du, du
Du, du, du
Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B A start
Just because we use cheats doesn't mean we're not smart
I don't see what anyone can see
In anyone else but you
You are always trying to keep it real
I'm in love with how you feel
I don't see what anyone can see
In anyone else but you
We both have shiny happy fits of rage
You want more fans, I want more stage
I don't see what anyone can see
In anyone else but you
Don Quixote was a steel driving man
My name is Adam, I'm your biggest fan
I don't see what anyone can see
In anyone else but you
Squinched up your face and did a dance
You shook a little turd out of the bottom of your pants
I don't see what anyone can see
In anyone else but you
Du, du, du
Du, du, du
Du, du, du
But you
3.Jorge Regula
Lyricist：Kimya M Dawson, Adam M Green
My name is Jorge Regula
My name is Jorge Regula
I'm walkin' down the street
I love you
Let's go to the beach
Let's go sailing
Let's get a bite to eat
Let's talk about movies
Let's go to sleep
I wake up in the morning
Put on my yellow shirt
I get a bite to eat
I go to work
I'm the AV guy
I'm the AFNY guy
I'm the piano guy
Let's go to sleep
I wrote a new song
It has a good beat
Let's talk about movies
Let's get a bite to eat
My name is Jorge Regula
I'm walkin' down the street
I love you
Let's go to sleep
Let's go to sleep
4.Who's Got the Crack
Lyricist：Kim Dawson, Adam Green
There's no such thing as a harmless joke
There's no such thing as a gentle toke
There's no such thing as panama jack
Who's got the crack？ Who's got the crack？
Who's got the crack？ Who's got the crack？
I am a goat in a moat with a boat
Who's got the crack？ Who's got the crack？
Who's got the crack？ Who's got the crack？
I like it when my hair is poofy
I like it when you slip me a roofy
I like it when you've got the crack
Who's got the crack？ Who's got the crack？
Who's got the crack？ Who's got the crack？
I wanna be a hippie but I forgot how to love
It's hard to be a garbage man when a sailor stole my glove
I wanna be reckless but I'm feeling so uptight
Put your mama in a headlock baby and do it right
Who's got the crack？ Who's got the crack？
Who's got the crack？ Who's got the crack？
Who's got the crack？
5.Lazy Confessions
Lyricist：Kimya M Dawson, Adam M Green
Lazy confessions
Crazy intentions
Scratching unwilling
Sports cars are thrilling
I like potatoes
I don't like tomatoes
I'm goin' fishin'
'Cause I'm on a mission
I wanna live for today
I wanna roll in the hay
But I'm floating away
I've got nothing to say
It makes me slappy
To walk like your pappy
I need to improvise
Just lookin' at the pies
Boohoo, I'm dying
Ravenous sighing
I think you're pretty
My shrink says, I'm witty
I wanna live for today
I wanna roll in the hay
But I'm floating away
I've got nothing to say
But I'm floating away
I've got nothing to say
6.These Burgers
Lyricist：Kimya Dawson, Adam Green
When the world's got you down
Rainy Sundays, sunny town
Tropicana, canned food
Botulism, damaged goods
See the hipsters in the park
Hair so styled, clothes so dark
Prefab molded hamburgers
I don't want a bite of yours
These burgers are crazy
These burgers are crazy
These burgers are crazy
These burgers are crazy
They don't like you, never will
They slip you the happy pill
Assimilation so they think
Send you to the naughty shrink
You just tell â~em lies, lies
Paranoia bugs and flies
You don't like them, never did
You don't like them, never did
These burgers are crazy
These burgers are crazy
These burgers are crazy
These burgers are crazy
7.What Went Wrong
Lyricist：Kimya M Dawson, Adam M Green
I can't remember what went wrong
(Please don't tell me)
The walk home was really long
(Please don't tell me)
Just take me to your leader
(Just take me to your leader)
Did you see me？ Did you see me？
Did you see me？ Did you see me？
I can't remember what went wrong
(Please don't tell me)
The walk home was really long
(Please don't tell me)
Just take me to your leader
(Just take me to your leader)
Did you see me？ Did you see me？
Did you see me？ Did you see me？
8.Goodbye Song
Lyricist：Kimya M Dawson, Adam M Green
Packing my bags
Time is a drag
Smell myself
To make sure I'm still there
I'm alone in the park
(Say goodbye)
With the Saber Tooth Shark
(I won't cry)
And every pretty girl that broke my heart
(Old friend, see you again)
Receding lines
(I know)
Broken dimes
(Must go)
Who's gonna meet their match this time
(See red, sore head)
The maker's at home
(Alone here)
Smoking a bone
(Alone there)
I'm on my own, I'm on my own
(I'm alone everywhere)
These nightmares
(Say goodbye)
Nightmares
(I won't cry)
With the repeating cast of characters
(Old friend, see you again)
I don't wanna talk
(So afraid)
When my thoughts are true
(Back in the day)
I hate myself when I think like you
(Tag along, same song)
'Cause it's over
(Bazooka Joe)
It's over
(Punk show)
It's ancient, it's so old
(Front row, demo)
It's ancient
(3000 miles)
It's ancient
(New styles)
It's so old, let's call the whole thing
(When in Rome, go home)
Off
(Say goodbye, I won't cry, old friend)
Let's call the whole thing
(See you again)
Off
(Say goodbye, I won't cry, old friend)
See you again, say goodbye
I won't cry, old friend
I'll see you again
9.Downloading Porn With Davo
Lyricist：Kimya M Dawson, Adam M Green
Sleepin' in a van between A and B
Suckin' dick for ecstasy
Paid a 70 year old hooker to make out with me
Now the get high shack is just a memory
Downloading porn with Davo
Downloading porn with Davo
Put a latch on the door so Mama don't know
That I'm downloading porn with Davo
Tried to buy your love but I came up short
So I fucked a little waitress in exchange for a snort
My girl's got a dick, hangin' out of her shorts
Me and Eric in the bathroom with the weather report
Downloading porn with Davo
Downloading porn with Davo
Put a latch on the door so mama don't know
That I'm downloading porn with Davo
Oh baby, I know you love the good old days
Cruisin' on the Long Island Expressway
I used to be dead but now I'm gay
All I ever think about is drowning, drowning
Downloading porn with Davo
Downloading porn with Davo
Put a latch on the door so Mama don't know
That I'm downloading porn with Davo
10.I Forgot
Lyricist：Kimya M Dawson, Adam M Green
Down in the alley
What's your mother made of？
Heads up, seven up
Ding dong, come in
I left my wood paneling
On the embassy coat rack
Where is mankind？
My big black behind
Follow your star
Play your guitar
I said candy land
He said toy land
Queen frosting
Eleventeen marzipan
Adam？
I forgot
Where is mankind？
My big black behind
Follow your star
Play your guitar
Ahh
11.D2 Boyfriend
Lyricist：Kimya Dawson, Adam Green
When I was in middle-school, I had a group of friends
We wore jean jackets and sunglasses and listened to Duran Duran
There were 6 of us so when we played it didn't add up
You see everybody had a Duran Duran boyfriend but me
I wasn't dating Nick Rhodes, I wasn't dating Roger Taylor
I wasn't dating John Taylor, I wasn't dating Andy Taylor
I wasn't dating Simon LeBon, I was sitting by myself with my
collar up
A tear in my eye and an ache in my heart, my converse on
And my converse on
My glow-in-the-dark with pink fat laces zebra-striped converse
on
So if you are a kid and no one will play with you, stick it out
Stay tough, and you'll turn out super-cool
When I go to a party everybody looks the same
I'm the one they recognize
Everybody knows my name, everybody knows my name
Be yourself don't do what everybody tells you to do
Be yourself, be proud of yourself
You'll be cool, super cool
(Don't be uncool)
12.Lucky Charms
Lyricist：Kimya Dawson, Adam Green
You're a star, steal my car, just save me
On a roll, sell my soul, forgiveness
Crossed with red, think I'm dead, it's over
Words you say leave my head or hold me
Holy ground, cup of dirt down pavement
Smell your shirt and I hurt till tomorrow
I feel like I'm chasing the guy from Lucky Charms
Fell in love, out of love, still dreaming
Flying blue without out you slow motion
Baseball champs, gothic vamps and stage fright
I love hard as a guard, I'm crying
Now you're gone, I'm a wave without direction
Baby born lost its way in the forest
I feel like I'm chasing the guy the from Lucky charms
Now I'm gone, now I'm gone
Now I'm gone
All alone, all alone
All alone
Now I feel like I'm chasing the guy from Lucky charms
All alone, all alone
Leaving home, leaving home
All alone
13.NYC's Like A Graveyard
Lyricist：Kimya Dawson, Adam Green
New York City's like a graveyard
All the corpses like the way I play my guitar
You've gotta be cute if you wanna get far
New York City's like a graveyard
All the tombstones, sky scrapin'
All the rock stars, double datin'
So if you hate me, go on hating
You've been waiting your whole life
For this moment to be waitin'
We've got it, we've got it
We've got it, we've got it
All those hookers in their fucking car
Twelve steppin' hippies hangin' out at the bar
Suckers and fuckers and stupid retards
New York City's like a graveyard
We've got it, we've got it
We've got it, we've got it
All the yuppies getting married
All the yuppies getting buried
Singing in this city's like singing on the prairie
New York City's like a cemetery
14.Lucky Number Nine
Lyricist：Kimya Dawson, Adam Green
Indie boys are neurotic
Makes my eyes bleed
Tight black pants exotic
Some loving is what I need
But hey, I'm startin' to feel okay
Lucky number nine, hooray
Sepia on the staircase
Mirror in the back of my brain
Makes these hard pants feel great
I used to like to complain
But hey, I'm startin' to feel okay
Lucky number nine, hooray
Bloody Mary, Mother of God
Grandpas on the hobby horse again
Tampin', broken pants chaffing
I'm running out of ethnic friends
But hey, I'm startin' to feel okay
Lucky number nine, hooray
15.Steak For Chicken
Lyricist：Kimya Dawson, Adam Green
Mardi Gras came and went
All my money has been spent
How am I gonna pay the rent？
Sitting on your face, sitting on my ass
Who mistook the steak for chicken？
Who am I gonna stick my dick in？
We're not those kids, sitting on the couch
My former life, I was a high roller, my former life, I had a
sister
Walked around in a diamond stroller, I abused her and I dissed
her
Found my calling as a part-time bowler, she got swept up in a
twister
Traded my wife in for a new three holer, first I laughed and
then I missed her
Who mistook these baths for showers？
Who fucked up that leaning tower？
We're not those kids, sitting on the couch
Oh get on a greyhound and ride away
Live on birthday cake each day, different dreams than yesterday
Tell your grandparents that they're gay, tell your grandma,
you're okay
Steal their money and run away, kiss her cheek and run away
'Cause me and my friends are so smart
We invented this new kind of art we invented this new kind of
dart
Post-Modernist Throwing Darts, hit A Bulls-eye, cut a fart
Smoking crack and cutting, crack
Who mistook this crap for genius？ Who is dancing on the ceiling？
Who is gonna stroke my penis？ Who is gonna hurt my feelings？
We're not those kids, sitting on the couch
Oh people are shiny like a brand new book, even your mother is a
crook
But if you get a closer look, but if I get a closer look
There's shit on every hand you shook, there's shit on every road
you took
If you don't believe me, look at your hand, if you don't believe
me, read the book
Who made all these things for killing？ Somebody's making a
killing
Who's pussy hole needs filling？ Who's empty heart needs filling？
We're not those kids, sitting on the couch
Who mistook the steak for chicken？ Who am I gonna stick my dick
in？
We're not those kids, sitting on the couch
16.Nothing Came Out
Lyricist：Kimya Dawson, Adam Green
Just because I don't say anything
Doesn't mean I don't like you
I open my mouth and I try and I try
But no words came out
Without 40 oz. of social skills
I'm just an ass in the crack of humanity
I'm just a huge manatee
A huge manatee
And besides you're probably holding hands
With some skinny, pretty girl that likes to
Talk about bands and
All I wanna do is ride bikes with you
And stay up late and watch cartoons
Duck Tales, shirt tails, Talespin, Sailor Moon, GI Joe,
Robotech, Ron Jeremy, Schmoo
I wanna watch cartons with you
Josie and the Pussycats and Scooby Doo
I want you to watch cartoons with me
He-man, Voltron and Hong-Kong-Fui
I tried to ask you to your face
But no words came out
I put on my hood and walked away
That doesn't mean I don't like you
And besides your probably holding hands
With some skinny, pretty girl that likes to
Talk about bands and
All I wanna do is ride bikes with you
And stay up late and maybe spoon
Just because I don't say anything
Doesn't mean I don't like you
No
I opened my mouth and I tried and I tried
And besides you're probably holding hands
With some skinny, pretty girl that likes to
Talk about bands and
All I wanna do is ride bikes with you
And stay up late and watch cartoons
I'm just your average Thundercats ho
17.Greyhound Bus
I ride the Greyhound bus, I ride it everywhere
Oh, how I count the ways, the answer lies within me
I love my roller skates, I ride them everywhere
Circle, frozey, turtle knee, how can I find the Saviour？
Got the coolest BMX, I ride it everywhere
'Cause nobler to die for truth is holy to repair one sin
My daddy has a Subaru, I ride it everywhere
Well, mine travels like a wave, my mind travels like a wave
Well, I ride it everywhere
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